Hedge Fund Investor Relations Girl Sues Over Being Taken To Strip Clubs, Dumb...
And more! Oh yes, Jordan Wimmer has a whole host of grievances to air in the direction of her former boss, Nomos Capital founder Mark Lowe, and she’s doing so in a lawsuit seeking £4 million. First...
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Time was, if you were an exotic dancer, your customers probably wouldn’t have thanked you […]
View ArticleBeamers Cafe: “Not Some Fly By Night Organization”
As you may recall, a couple months back, a managing director at UBS was pulled […]
View ArticleBloomberg Help Desk Suddenly Too Good To Field Strip Club Request
As you’ve probably experienced first-hand, Bloomberg runs a pretty full service help desk. In need […]
View ArticleBusiness Students Maybe Shouldn’t Have Acted So Surprised When Their...
An online review from Ratemyprofessor.com says Rappaport is an “Extremely strange man. Loves gambling, horse […]
View ArticleSurvey Results Indicate 50% Of Wall Street Professionals Lie
Only when asked about steak, strippers and spirits though. In the FINS.com online question forum […]
View ArticleBritish Bankers Must Find A New Purveyor Of Sighting-Seeing/Threesome Tours
Until recently, when a London-based financial services employee got off work and had a special […]
View ArticleHustler Club Patron Apparently Not Yet Sober Enough To Remember “Old Fashion...
This is just a little public service announcement for anyone planning on hitting up a […]
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Bonus Watch ’13: Won’t Anyone Think Of Strippers?
Clawbacks, deferred compensation, layoffs timed to occur days before bonuses are paid, not to mention lectures re: not buying a couple dozen lap dances because it's a day ending in 'y' hurt them too,...
View ArticleNew Strip Club Offers Financial Services Employees Classy Experience With...
Are you sick of strip clubs that lack sophistication and taste? Do you want to […]
View ArticleAt Least One Salesperson On Wall Street Still Prefers Entertaining Clients...
Time was, bankers ingratiated themselves to clients in an attempt to win their business by […]
View ArticleMike Huckabee Wants To Get Wall Street’s Filthy Cash Out Of Washington’s...
Holy Huckabee's dirty imagination will haunt your dreams.
View ArticleAttendees At Crypto Conference Held In Strip Club Use The Old “We Like Boobs”...
So much Ethereum, so little sense.
View ArticleFired DE Shaw MD Shocked That Anyone Was Offended By His Mel Gibson...
Daniel Michalow admits to being an asshole, but he also wants David Shaw to know that erryone at DE Shaw be f@ckin.
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